Sunday, February 11, 2024

Patagonia & Beyond (9 of 9) - Half day in Bogotá


As if this trip wasn’t long enough, or didn’t have enough stops, we decided to take advantage of a long layover in Bogotá and go visit. Ok…ok…you got me…the layover was short, but we noticed another connection to Atlanta later in the afternoon, so we did it on purpose!  Booked a 6-hour private guide to “catch” a quick glimpse of the city.

With a 5 am landing, there was no amount of coffee that could keep us awake, but once David arrived, and we walked into the brisk morning air, the antennas were up! The guide startled us at first. Full of tattoos (the knuckles indicating gang affiliation) and body jewelry, didn’t fit expectations. But he spoke very good English, was personable, knowledgeable, and clearly loved his city. We stopped first at Monserrate Sanctuary – a church and pilgrimage site at 10,000 feet above sea level, which happened to be very busy that day; major Catholic holiday. Nice panoramic view of the sprawling city from up there, with the omnipresent Andes – again – far in the distance. Much larger than Santiago (it’s actually 5th biggest in South America; if you’re wondering, São Paulo, Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro and Lima are the top four) but significantly impacted by poverty and a tumultuous past. Not really a major tourist attraction (visitors prefer Cartagena and Barranquilla, on the coast, Medellin, or Cali, the salsa capital of Colombia), the city still has plenty to offer, if you know where to look, or go with a guide.

From there, we visited the colorful old town, where walls are adorned by beautiful murals and artistic graffiti, and the Botero museum (renowned local artist known for his unique style), just to stay with the arts theme...


Around the corner, Plaza de Bolívar, where the Primada Cathedral, Palace of Justice, the presidential palace, are located. Remember the siege in Narcos, where the guerillas took over and destroyed all the evidence against Escobar? Yeah, that Palace of Justice! 

After a bit more haggling over souvenir prices in the plaza, time for a quick bite before heading back to the airport. We always enjoy trying the local foods, so at David’s suggestion we stopped by Mama Lupe, an unassuming hole-in-the-wall to try the Ajiaco, a unique Colombian dish, especially beloved in Bogota. It's a hearty chicken soup made with potatoes and corn on the cob (the secret ingredient: papas criollas, a small yellow Andean potato that “dissolves” and thickens the soup as it cooks. Their beef sancocho (somewhere between a stew and a soup) and tamales were out-of-this world comfort food. Andrew Zimmern would be jealous…

Bellies full, we headed back to the airport for the last leg of the trip back to the States. Thankful for the opportunity to witness all these wonders. Grateful that we were all [still] in one piece. Re-playing everything behind tired, closed eyelids. Happy that it all went down without a hitch. Vouching to return soon, for there are other parts of South America to explore, where the people are warm and friendly, the nature is sooo breathtaking, the food, simply amazing, and the dollar stretches much further.

¡Hasta la próxima, amigos!


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Patagonia & Beyond (8 of 9) - Santiago de Chile

Santiago was not initially on the itinerary (round trip flights to/from the same location tend to be cheaper) but as we “looked” across the Andes, and realized it was “inches” away (less than an hour’s flight from Mendoza) then it became a no-brainer.

This sprawling metropolis, right at the foot of the Andes, is 6th biggest in South America (about 7 million) and accounts for over 40% of Chile’s population. It’s huge, blending both classical/colonial architecture (city was founded in the early 1,500’s) as well as modern (Costanera area is known as the Wall Street of South America). As any big city, it has its fair share of “shady” areas and barrios where drug trafficking thrives, but overall, it is safe, and somewhat tourist friendly.

For convenience, we booked a two-day hop-on-hop-off tour, but taxis and Uber are plentiful. The latter is not (yet) legal, but omnipresent. Reminds me of the early days in NY, where Yellow Cab taxis were trying to stifle the inevitable proliferation of ride-share options. Can’t stop progress.

When pressed for time, I appreciate the “visitor” double decker buses, as they provide the narrative along the itinerary, and the convenience of stopping on the way. First halt, Cerro San Cristobal and the cable car ride for panoramic views of the city below. Unfortunately, summer days tend to be hot and hazy, which combined with pollution make the mountains in the distance barely visible. We passed through the park, although one can spend an entire day visiting the Japanese Gardens, Botanical Gardens, or the Zoo. 

We took the funicular down, from the other end of the hill, and walked through Patronato – a more “colorful” part of town, on the way to the Central Market. Word to the wise: this is a part of town where one shouldn’t venture alone, display opulence, and keep an eye on the purse or the phone. We were even alerted to that by one of the locals, that clearly recognized we were out of place, sticking out like sore thumbs. But we’re Romanians; we’ve certainly been through worse…


The Central Market was a disappointment. I envisioned something similar to the markets in other bigger cities, but this one felt “tired”, dirty and unkept, with uninviting odors of dead fish and rotten fruits wafting from all corners. Sure, the fish stalls were well stocked, with a large variety of fish, but beyond that, there were maybe a couple fruit and vegetable stalls, and that’s it. The rest of the market… aggressive “hosts” inviting you to dine into their “restaurants” (quotes used on purpose). Couldn’t get out of there fast enough…

The remaining few blocks to Plaza de Armas and the Metropolitan Cathedral are littered with all kinds of shops, most of them heavily guarded. Makes tourists feel safe, but there must be a reason for their presence (there have been increasing reports about safety, crime, and civil unrest, both here and especially in Valparaiso).  The Cathedral – over 200 years old – is an imposing edifice and worth a quick visit. Get up to the bell towers if you have time.

We strolled through the area and eventually got out of the heat to enjoy some pisco sours at Chipe Libre. Other notable watering holes or lunch options in the area: Liguria (especially for the 3-story tall bar and the old-school service!), Bocanariz, Salvador Cocina y Café, or, near Costanera, Ambrosia Bistro, Fuente Alemana, or Tacu Tacu (this last one, an amazing ceviche place we gorged the night before; the Nikkei ceviche, a huge hit!).

"Blessed pisco
Sweet torment
Why are you outside?
Come on in!"


...small world (found Bucharest street in Santiago)

Since we’re talking food, there are so, so many good options in Santiago (https://www.theworlds50best.com/discovery/sitemap/chile/santiago). The Pacific is an hour away, meaning seafood is top notch.  Borago has been one of the best in the world for years; a pioneer in sustainability (reservations are tough to get).  Ambrosia is an up and comer (the Bistro is their more affordable option). We opted for Peumayén Ancestral Food, mostly because it advertised “traditional Chilean food using indigenous ingredients and techniques. It was hit and miss. Appetizers and small bites were good, some quite interesting, but the main dishes fell a bit short. Interesting, overall, but if you only have a day or two in the city, there are better options. 

One of those is La Mar. Another “cebiceria” where ingredients are so fresh, and the “leche de tigre” so delicious, that my mouth is watering as I write this. It was – by far – the best ceviche I ever had in my life. If you can’t make it to Santiago, they have locations in Miami and San Francisco as well.  


Day two, we took the double-decker to Plaza de La Constitución and Palacio de la Moneda (Presidential offices). Imposing Christmas tree right up front. Twenty-foot Nutcrackers. But not easy to get into the holiday spirit when it’s 90 degrees outside…

From there, off to Santa Lucía park – a smaller hill with a picturesque, manicured park featuring terraces, fountains, and old castle, and a summit viewpoint.  

There is a Craft Fair across the street, but we preferred the shaded option of the aforementioned Liguria bar, cooling off with another round of pisco sours (so refreshing on a hot summer day). Behind an unassuming entrance, the bar/restaurant it’s an absolute delight on 3 levels, each with a very unique character. Worth a stop, for the ambiance and service alone!

Before dinner, and for last minute souvenirs, we stopped at Costanera Mall. A behemoth on 6 levels (at least) so busy, in contrast to most malls in the States. Clearly Amazon, and online shopping in general are still to make an impact in Santiago… For kids, active adults, or just another reprieve from the sun, Mall Sport is a huge venue with every imaginable activity, from wall climbing, to indoor surfing, to bumper cars and everything in between. Worth a detour if travelling with teens.


Later on, last packing of the trip and off to the airport for a late (12:05 am late) flight to Bogotá.  Kudos to the nice folks at AC Marriott for outstanding service and going the extra mile to accommodate us in every way! The outdoor bar, with a fantastic panorama of the city, is not too shabby either. And if you’re into all that, the Sky Costanera next door is the highest viewpoint in South America (300 meters); for about $18 it might be worth it, but only if the visibility is good. In our case, the hotel room offered just as much…


Next: a quick layover in Bogotá, before heading home: https://disdatdudder.blogspot.com/2024/02/patagonia-beyond-9-of-9-half-day-in.html

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